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https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article306097356.html

Photo caption from the Miami Herald: “A male black bear (not the one picture) broke into a man’s home in rural southwest Florida and mauled him to death, investigators say.

It was not this bear. Do not accost this bear. This bear is also dangerous, but this is not that bear.